Looking for a birthday card that isn’t boring or sweet? You’ve found the right place. Our rude birthday cards are packed with sarcasm, swearing, and the kind of humour your nan probably wouldn’t approve of. Perfect for friends who can take a joke (and maybe need to toughen up).

From offensive birthday cards that roast the birthday boy or girl, to funny rude cards that say what everyone’s thinking but won’t say out loud - we’ve got the lot. Whether you want dark humour, cheeky banter, or downright filthy jokes, our cards will make their big day hilarious and a little bit uncomfortable (in the best way).